I believe this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.

• Perhaps it's time change my routine
• This can't be real
• I need a vacation

Can You Imagine What Just Happened!

I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Can You Believe This?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly click here a herd of geese came out from behind a car. They were flying all over the place, and people were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

Can You Believe This?!

My friends won't believe what just took place. Seriously, I know I'm going to faint! All of it was just totally absurd.

• I can't even
• Like, for real
• This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever

I gotta go! You won't believethe rest of the story!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, the concept is just making no sense. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps re-read what I've been told?